Chinese bloggers, known to be fond of humor, love to satirize their eerie dictator-neighbor, Kim Jong Il. Recently, a post titled \u201cSeven Jokes about North Korea\u201d attracted many Chinese fun-loving bloggers. The humorous tales about Kim Jong Il pinpoint the absurdity of North Korean society. It is fascinating to see the Chinese people\u2019s keen insight into North Korea. The Daily NK is posting six of the seven jokes concerning North Korea, retrieved from the Chinese portal site \u201ceol.cn (\u4e2d\u570b\u654e\u80b2\u5728线).\u201d<\/p>\n
First story<\/b><\/p>\n
\u96c6体农\u5e84\u5e84员郑龙\u4e07\u5728\u6cb3\u91cc\u6349\u5230\u4e00条\u5927鱼\uff0c\u9ad8兴\u7684\u56de\u5230\u5bb6\u91cc\u548c\u8001\u5a46说\uff1a\u201c\u770b\uff0c\u6211们\u6709\u70b8鱼\u5403\u4e86\uff01\u201d\u201c没\u6709\u6cb9啊\u3002\u201d\u201c\u90a3\u5c31\u716e\uff01\u201d\u201c没锅\u3002\u201d \u201c烤鱼\uff01\u201d\u201c没\u67f4\u3002\u201d郑龙\u4e07气\u6b7b\u4e86\uff0c\u8d70\u5230\u6cb3边\u628a鱼扔\u4e86\u56de\u53bb\u3002\u90a3鱼\u5728\u6c34\u91cc划\u4e86\u4e00个\u534a圆\uff0c\u4e0a\u8eab\u51fa\u6c34\uff0c举\u8d77\u53f3鳍\u6fc0动\u5730\u9ad8\u547c\uff1a\u201c\u91d1\u6b63\u65e5\u4e07岁\uff01\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n Jung Man Yong, a farmer at a collective farm in North Korea, catches a large fish in the river. Exalted, Jung comes back home and asks his wife to fry the fish. Second story<\/b><\/p>\n \u7f8e术馆\u91cc\u6709\u4e00\u5e45\u63cf写亚当\u548c\u590f\u5a03\u7684画\u3002\u4e00个\u82f1国\u4eba\u770b\u4e86\uff0c说\uff1a\u201c\u4ed6们\u4e00\u5b9a\u662f\u82f1国\u4eba\uff0c\u7537\u58eb\u6709\u597d\u5403\u7684东\u897f\u5c31\u548c\u5973\u58eb\u5206\u4eab\u3002\u201d\u4e00个\u6cd5国\u4eba\u770b\u4e86\uff0c说\uff1a\u201c\u4ed6们\u4e00\u5b9a\u662f\u6cd5国\u4eba\uff0c\u60c5侣\u88f8体\u6563\u6b65\u3002\u201d\u4e00个\u671d鲜\u4eba\u770b\u4e86\uff0c说\uff1a\u201c\u4ed6们\u4e00\u5b9a\u662f\u671d鲜\u4eba\uff0c\u4ed6们没\u6709\u8863\u670d\uff0c\u5403\u5f97很\u5c11\uff0c\u5374还\u4ee5为\u81ea\u5df1\u5728\u5929\u5802\uff01\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n At the museum, there is a painting in which Adam and Eve are holding an apple. Third story<\/b><\/p>\n \u91d1\u6b63\u65e5视\u5bdf农场\uff0c\u770b\u5230\u732a儿\u4e56\u4e56\uff0c\u4e00时兴\u8d77\u7ad9\u5728\u732a\u4e2d间\u7167\u4e86张\u76f8\u3002\u5f85\u5230报纸\u51c6备发\u8868时\uff0c编辑为\u7167\u7247\u7684标题\u72af\u4e86难\u3002\u201c\u91d1\u6b63\u65e5\u540c\u5fd7\u548c\u732a\u5728\u4e00\u8d77\u201d\u4e0d\u597d\u3002\u201c\u732a\u548c\u91d1\u6b63\u65e5\u540c\u5fd7\u5728\u4e00\u8d77\u201d\u4e5f\u4e0d\u597d\u3002\u2026\u2026报纸\u51fa\u7248\u540e\uff0c\u7167\u7247\u4e0b\u7684说\u660e\u6587\u5b57\u662f\uff1a\u201c\u5de6\u8d77\u7b2c\u4e09\u4f4d\u662f\u91d1\u6b63\u65e5\u540c\u5fd7\u3002\u201d <\/font><\/p>\n Kim Jong Il inspected a collective farm and found some cute little pigs. He decided to take a picture with those pigs. That evening, a North Korean newspaper editor was put in the awkward situation of writing a caption for that picture to go in the paper. Fourth story<\/b><\/p>\n \u4e00个\u82f1国\u4eba\uff0c\u4e00个\u6cd5国\u4eba\uff0c\u4e00个\u671d鲜\u4eba\u5728\u4e00\u8d77\u804a\u5929\u3002\u82f1国\u4eba\uff1a\u6700\u5e78\u798f\u7684\u4e8b\u60c5\u5c31\u662f\u51ac\u5929晚\u4e0a\u56de\u5bb6\uff0c\u7a7f\u7740\u7f8a\u6bdb裤\u5750\u5728\u58c1炉\u524d\u9762\u3002\u6cd5国\u4eba\uff1a你们\u82f1国\u4eba\u5c31\u662f\u53e4\u677f\uff0c\u6700\u5e78\u798f\u7684\u4e8b\u60c5\u662f\u548c\u4e00个\u91d1发\u5973郎\u4e00\u8d77\u53bb\u5730\u4e2d\u6d77\u5ea6\u5047\uff0c\u7136\u540e\u6211们\u597d\u548c\u597d\u6563\u3002\u671d鲜\u4eba\uff1a\u6700\u5e78\u798f\u7684\u4e8b\u60c5\u5c31\u662f\u534a\u591c\u6709\u4eba\u6572门\uff0c开门\u540e\uff1a\u201c \u5eb7\u6210\u7f8e\uff0c你\u88ab\u6355\u4e86\u3002\u201d\u201c你\u5f04错\u4e86\uff0c\u5eb7\u6210\u7f8e\u5728\u9694\u58c1\u3002\u201d <\/font><\/p>\n A Briton, a Frenchman, and a North Korean are having a conversation. Fifth story<\/b><\/p>\n \u91d1\u6b63\u65e5\u548c\u4fc4罗\u65af总统\u666e\u4eac\u5728\u83ab\u65af\u79d1开会\uff0c\u4f11\u606f时间两个\u4eba很\u65e0\u804a\uff0c\u5c31开\u59cb\u6bd4谁\u7684\u4fdd镖\u66f4\u5fe0诚\u3002\u666e\u4eac\u5148来\uff0c\u4ed6\u628a\u81ea\u5df1\u7684\u4fdd镖\u53eb进来\uff0c\u63a8开窗\uff08\u5916\u9762\u662f20层楼\uff09说\uff1a\u201c\u4f0a\u4e07\uff0c从这\u91cc\u8df3\u4e0b\u53bb\uff01\u201d\u4f0a\u4e07\u54ed\u7740说\uff1a\u201c你\u7740么\u80fd这样呢\uff0c总统\u5148\u751f\uff0c\u6211还\u6709\u8001\u5a46\u5b69\u5b50呐\u3002\u201d\u666e\u4eac\u88ab\u611f动\u4e86\uff0c\u6d41\u7740泪说\u662f\u81ea\u5df1\u4e0d对\uff0c\u53eb\u4f0a\u4e07\u8d70\u4e86\uff0c\u7136\u540e轮\u5230\u91d1\u6b63\u65e5\uff0c\u4ed6\u4e5f\u5927声\u53eb\u81ea\u5df1\u7684\u4fdd镖\u674e\u660e\u4e07\u3002\u201c\u674e\u660e\u4e07\uff0c从这\u91cc\u8df3\u4e0b\u53bb\uff01\u201d\u674e\u660e\u4e07\u4e8c话\u4e0d说\u5c31\u8981\u5f80\u4e0b\u8df3\uff0c\u666e\u4eac\u4e00\u628a\u62b1\u4f4f\u4ed6说\uff1a\u201c你疯\u4e86\uff1f\u8df3\u4e0b\u53bb会\u6b7b\u7684\uff01\u201d\u674e\u660e\u4e07\u4e00边挣扎\u7740\u8981\u8df3\u4e0b\u53bb\u4e00边说\uff1a\u201c\u653e开\u6211\uff0c\u6df7\u86cb\uff0c\u6211还\u6709\u8001\u5a46\u5b69\u5b50呐\u3002\u201d <\/font><\/p>\n Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit in Moscow. <\/p>\n During a break, both are so bored and decided to test whose bodyguard is more loyal. Sixth story<\/b><\/p>\n \u5e73\u58e4\u5730铁\u4e2d\u3002\u201c\u540c\u5fd7您\u597d\u3002\u201d\u201c您\u597d\u3002\u201d\u201c请问您\u662f\u59d4员会\u7684\u540c\u5fd7吗\uff1f\u201d\u201c\u4e0d\u662f\u3002\u201d\u201c您\u4ee5\u524d\u662f吗\uff1f\u201d\u201c\u4e0d\u662f\u3002\u201d \u201c您\u7684\u76f4\u7cfb亲属\u4e2d\u6709\u5728\u59d4员会\u5de5\u4f5c\u7684吗\uff1f\u201d\u201c没\u6709\u3002\u201d\u201c\u90a3么请你\u628a\u811a挪开\uff0c你踩\u7740\u6211\u4e86\u3002\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n In the Pyongyang Subway, two North Koreans are sitting next to each other. Chinese bloggers, known to be fond of humor, love to satirize their eerie dictator-neighbor, Kim Jong Il. Recently, a post titled \u201cSeven Jokes about North Korea\u201d attracted many Chinese fun-loving bloggers. The humorous tales about Kim Jong Il pinpoint the absurdity of North Korean society. It is fascinating to see the Chinese people\u2019s keen insight […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":122,"featured_media":6131,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n
\n\u201cWe can have fried-fish for dinner!\u201d said Jung.
\n\u201cBut we don\u2019t have oil.\u201d
\n\u201cThen, let\u2019s have steamed fish.\u201d
\n\u201cWe don\u2019t have an iron pot either!\u201d
\n\u201cOK, then let’s just grill it.\u201d
\n\u201cThere is no firewood.\u201d
\nAngrily Jung goes back to the river and lets the fish go free.
\nThe fish circles around and jumps out of the water, yelling \u201cLong live the General Kim Jong Il!\u201d<\/p>\n
\nA Briton says, \u201cThey are Britons. The gentleman is sharing a delicious apple with a lady.\u201d
\nA Frenchman says, \u201cThey must be French. They are walking around in the nude.\u201d
\nA North Korean says, \u201cThey are North Korean. They have no clothes and little food but think of themselves as living in paradise.\u201d <\/p>\n
\n\u201cWell\u2026 \u2018Comrade Kim Jong Il among pigs..\u2019\u201d
\n\u201cNo, \u2018The pigs are with Comrade Kim Jong Il.\u2019\u201d
\n\u201cThat doesn’t work either.\u201d
\nFinally, the paper was published the next day with the caption, \u2018Comrade Kim Jong Il is third from the left.\u2019<\/p>\n
\nThe Briton: \u201cI feel happiest when relaxing before the fireplace on a winter night.\u201d
\nFrenchman: \u201cYou guys are too old fashioned. I feel happiest when I go on vacation with a beautiful blonde and then beak up with her up on my way home.\u201d
\nNorth Korean: \u201cOne night, somebody knocked my door. When I opened the door, he said \u2018Kang Sung Mi, You are under arrest!\u2019 I felt happiest because Kang was actually my neighbor.\u201d <\/p>\n
\nPutin calls his bodyguard Ivan first and tells him to open the window and throw himself off from the twentieth floor.
\nIvan cries \u201cYour Excellency, why are you doing this to me? I have a wife and a kid.\u201d
\nPutin apologizes and lets Ivan go.
\nThen Kim Jong Il calls his bodyguard Lee Myung-Man.
\n\u201cLee, jump off from the window.\u201d
\nWithout saying a word, Lee tries to leap from the window.
\nSurprised, Putin grabs Lee to stop him from jumping and says \u201cAre you crazy? You will die if you jump from here!\u201d
\nLee struggles to jump, saying \u201cLet me jump! I have a wife and a kid.\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cHow do you do, comrade?\u201d
\n\u201cHow do you do?\u201d
\n\u201cAre you a Party member?\u201d
\n\u201cNo.\u201d
\n\u201cHave you ever been one?\u201d
\n\u201cNo.\u201d
\n\u201cAre any of your relatives member of the Party?\u201d
\n\u201cNot one.\u201d
\n\u201cThen get your feet off from mine, now.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"